Just your average girl full of anxiety

bootyscientist:

*Timmy Turner voice* uhhhh internet?

Aries:  has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus:  is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini:  sucks at math
Cancer:  daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo:  spends all their money on food
Virgo:  is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra:  has an amazing ass
Scorpio:  really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius:  is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn:  has the worst memory ever
Aquarius:  believes in aliens
Pisces:  likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

invisiblelad:

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

stealing-your-wife:

thecarlonethatalsowrites:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

dragon-from-the-burning-mountain:

anidragon:

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

benditlikebecm:

bak3d-like-a-cake:

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

This.

bootyscientist:

*Timmy Turner voice* uhhhh internet?

Aries:  has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus:  is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini:  sucks at math
Cancer:  daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo:  spends all their money on food
Virgo:  is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra:  has an amazing ass
Scorpio:  really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius:  is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn:  has the worst memory ever
Aquarius:  believes in aliens
Pisces:  likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

invisiblelad:

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

stealing-your-wife:

thecarlonethatalsowrites:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

dragon-from-the-burning-mountain:

anidragon:

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

benditlikebecm:

bak3d-like-a-cake:

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

This.

bootyscientist:

*Timmy Turner voice* uhhhh internet?

Aries:  has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus:  is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini:  sucks at math
Cancer:  daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo:  spends all their money on food
Virgo:  is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra:  has an amazing ass
Scorpio:  really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius:  is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn:  has the worst memory ever
Aquarius:  believes in aliens
Pisces:  likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

invisiblelad:

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

stealing-your-wife:

thecarlonethatalsowrites:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

dragon-from-the-burning-mountain:

anidragon:

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

benditlikebecm:

bak3d-like-a-cake:

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

This.

bootyscientist:

*Timmy Turner voice* uhhhh internet?

Aries:  has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus:  is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini:  sucks at math
Cancer:  daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo:  spends all their money on food
Virgo:  is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra:  has an amazing ass
Scorpio:  really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius:  is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn:  has the worst memory ever
Aquarius:  believes in aliens
Pisces:  likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

invisiblelad:

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

stealing-your-wife:

thecarlonethatalsowrites:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

dragon-from-the-burning-mountain:

anidragon:

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

benditlikebecm:

bak3d-like-a-cake:

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

This.

bootyscientist:

*Timmy Turner voice* uhhhh internet?

Aries:  has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus:  is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini:  sucks at math
Cancer:  daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo:  spends all their money on food
Virgo:  is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra:  has an amazing ass
Scorpio:  really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius:  is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn:  has the worst memory ever
Aquarius:  believes in aliens
Pisces:  likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

invisiblelad:

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

stealing-your-wife:

thecarlonethatalsowrites:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

dragon-from-the-burning-mountain:

anidragon:

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

benditlikebecm:

bak3d-like-a-cake:

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

This.

bootyscientist:

*Timmy Turner voice* uhhhh internet?

Aries:  has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus:  is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini:  sucks at math
Cancer:  daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo:  spends all their money on food
Virgo:  is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra:  has an amazing ass
Scorpio:  really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius:  is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn:  has the worst memory ever
Aquarius:  believes in aliens
Pisces:  likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

invisiblelad:

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

stealing-your-wife:

thecarlonethatalsowrites:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

dragon-from-the-burning-mountain:

anidragon:

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.

Number four is important

benditlikebecm:

bak3d-like-a-cake:

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

This.